26 12 / 2012
CONSTIPATION
Eat more broccoli
Burst a blood vessel straining
Oh Lord here it comes
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19 12 / 2012
CONJOINED TWINS
Loving a joined twin
Two’s company, three’s a crowd
Pull the curtain please
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18 12 / 2012
SPIRITUAL JOURNEY
Two dudes on llamas
Rabid with itchy scabies
Searching for answers
17 12 / 2012
PARASITIC TWIN
Twins the doctor said,
Though not how you imagined.
One and a half kids.
17 12 / 2012
MICHAEL JACKSON
Slide my hand inside
Rhinestones against supple flesh
Me and Macaulay
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17 12 / 2012
VOMIT
Rising from the depths
Bile surges upwards with force
Acid scalds my throat
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17 12 / 2012
COUNTRY MUSIC
Terrible lyrics
Dead dogs and cheating women
Saddos music choice
17 12 / 2012
VOMIT
Chunks of last night’s feed
Induced by shots of Jager.
Not so much fun now.
16 12 / 2012
AMPUTATION
Fresh air where leg was,
Consequence of rogue chainsaw.
Forestry career?
