17 1 / 2013

WORK OPPRESSION
Fancy job titleWell upholstered swively chairSo micro-managed 

WORK OPPRESSION

Fancy job title
Well upholstered swively chair
So micro-managed 

30 12 / 2012

NERDS
Awkward without stylePocket protectors are coolPimples love these guys 

NERDS

Awkward without style
Pocket protectors are cool
Pimples love these guys 

26 12 / 2012

CONSTIPATION
Eat more broccoliBurst a blood vessel straining Oh Lord here it comes 

CONSTIPATION

Eat more broccoli
Burst a blood vessel straining 
Oh Lord here it comes 

19 12 / 2012

CONJOINED TWINS
Loving a joined twinTwo’s company, three’s a crowdPull the curtain please

CONJOINED TWINS

Loving a joined twin
Two’s company, three’s a crowd
Pull the curtain please

18 12 / 2012

SPIRITUAL JOURNEY
Two dudes on llamasRabid with itchy scabiesSearching for answers 

SPIRITUAL JOURNEY

Two dudes on llamas
Rabid with itchy scabies
Searching for answers 

18 12 / 2012

FARTS
Whiffy, smelly pongReverberate or silentShame you can’t see them 

FARTS

Whiffy, smelly pong
Reverberate or silent
Shame you can’t see them 

17 12 / 2012

PARASITIC TWIN
Twins the doctor said,Though not how you imagined.One and a half kids. 

PARASITIC TWIN

Twins the doctor said,
Though not how you imagined.
One and a half kids. 

17 12 / 2012

MICHAEL JACKSON
Slide my hand insideRhinestones against supple flesh Me and Macaulay

MICHAEL JACKSON

Slide my hand inside
Rhinestones against supple flesh 
Me and Macaulay

17 12 / 2012

ABORTIONS
Innocent and sweetFallen for an older manNo compassion now

ABORTIONS

Innocent and sweet
Fallen for an older man
No compassion now

17 12 / 2012

VOMIT
Rising from the depthsBile surges upwards with forceAcid scalds my throat

VOMIT

Rising from the depths
Bile surges upwards with force
Acid scalds my throat

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17 12 / 2012

COUNTRY MUSIC
Terrible lyricsDead dogs and cheating women Saddos music choice 

COUNTRY MUSIC

Terrible lyrics
Dead dogs and cheating women 
Saddos music choice 

17 12 / 2012

ARMPITS
Slightly discolouredFilthy black dots of regrowthNobodys fetish

ARMPITS

Slightly discoloured
Filthy black dots of regrowth
Nobodys fetish

17 12 / 2012

VOMIT
Chunks of last night’s feedInduced by shots of Jager.Not so much fun now.

VOMIT

Chunks of last night’s feed
Induced by shots of Jager.
Not so much fun now.

17 12 / 2012

VOMIT
Chunky, warm and wetAlways has carrots in itStomach eruption 

VOMIT

Chunky, warm and wet
Always has carrots in it
Stomach eruption 

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16 12 / 2012

AMPUTATION 
Fresh air where leg was,Consequence of rogue chainsaw.Forestry career?

AMPUTATION 

Fresh air where leg was,
Consequence of rogue chainsaw.
Forestry career?